Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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