I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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