The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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