I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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