I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
In other news, I just burned my penis
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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