is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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