Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize
