Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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