in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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