I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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