You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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