they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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