Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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