As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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