and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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