if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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