wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
