and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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