Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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