it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
bring money and cleavage
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I have feelings that need drinking.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Randomize
