just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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