I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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