i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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