Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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