i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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