so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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