we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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