I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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