Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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Come share oat with me in your robe
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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