You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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