where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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