That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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