my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
please come you make the beer taste better
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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