You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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