I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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