that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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