So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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The power of my boobs compel you
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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