You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I forget how to act sober
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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