The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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