Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
