he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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