But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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