so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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