omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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