nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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