I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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