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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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