So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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