is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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