You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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