hell yes lets make some ravioli
lets start a swedish sibling band together
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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