We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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