Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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