so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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